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 Adam & Craig believed that America needed, nay demanded that they broadcast their beautiful baritone voices across the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave! Well here they are tackling anything and everything with boundless energy. Spread the word because the Taller Lying Down Podcast is coming at you!

Adam is devoted husband & father but stays busy following his family around turning out lights and muttering about having to heat the neighborhood. He is a Veteran of the U.S. Army where he excelled at hurry up & waiting and griping about everything. Adam’s passions include video games, movies, 1990’s music, eating cookies in the pantry while hiding from his wife & kids, and Chick-Fil-A Chicken. He has spent the last 17 years working in the private security field as a white-collar overlord and is a graduate of Northern Kentucky University. He enjoys comfortable white New Balance Shoes, sensible khaki cargo shorts, and socks are never a bad call when wearing sandals.

Craig is a devoted cat dad who dotes on his two fur balls while maintaining that dogs are better. He is a power lifter that occasionally goes to the gym but eats like he is training for World’s Strongest Man competition. Craig has been a musician with his own band but they broke up due to their mom’s being tired of hauling them to their gigs. He loves video games, movies, music (don’t get him started on country music) and food. Craig has been working in the private security industry for 13 years where he spent the majority of his time chasing teenagers and helping old people find their cars. He believes that everyone should agree that the fanny pack is awesome and shirts with sleeves are simply outdated. He stands up for the little guy and fights against corporate white-collar overlords, he is simply a blue-collar hero. 

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We Ain't Pretty But We Have A Damn Good Podcast


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